MEET LAUREL HASTINGS

Having retired to a quiet suburb in Connecticut after winning an Academy Award in the ‘90s, Laurel Hastings is shocked to learn that her first film role in 15 years has garnered her another nomination.  Suddenly back on the media’s radar, Laurel fears that the real reason she chose to leave show business will be exposed, and her plans for a low-key comeback will turn into a journalistic feeding frenzy. 

Author’s Notes:  Laurel has a lot to contend with, both personally and professionally, in BLAME IT ON THE FAME.  Her story is one that I think most women will be able to relate to as it’s about overcoming obstacles, finding the inner strength that we all have deep down, and believing in yourself despite the odds.  Show business is tough for aging actresses; they wonder if they’re still relevant and if they can compete with others who might be younger, prettier, more talented, etc.  Laurel doesn’t know if there’s a place for her in Hollywood anymore, she’s not even sure if she wants to be a part of the crazy world she left behind so many years ago. 

Laurel Quotes (non-spoilery):  “Great.  I’ve been given the grand old dame/Helen Mirren/Meryl Streep slot.  I hope I have something appropriately matronly to wear.”

“There were at least a dozen reporters waiting for me at La Guardia last night.  They were circling the baggage carousel like a pack of jackals.  I gave them a statement and posed for a few pictures, but it wasn’t enough.  It’s never enough for those people!”

“My stomach says, ‘yes,’ but my thighs say, ‘You’ll be sorry when you have to do that photo shoot with all those swizzle stick-thin starlets tomorrow.’”

 

Casting:  No one else could be Laurel for me but Laura Linney.  She’s the right age and she has the right look - mature, but still very attractive, blonde, classy, and a kind face.