Lisa, is one of
Gill’s three friends whom we encounter in The Dating Game. We meet her just after their return from Barcelona , by which time Gill has already dated four
different men.
Interviewer: Lisa, thanks so much for joining me
today. What would you have been doing otherwise?
Lisa: I’d probably have had a long lie. I was out
with my sister last night and we didn’t get in until 3am . She doesn’t know the meaning of the
word tired.
Interviewer: So , I hear you are quite the party animal.
What’s your favourite night out?
Lisa: Well, yes, I am often called the life and
soul of the party, but mostly I am just out for dinner or a few drinks with
Gill, Debbie and Angela. Gill’s the only one with no ties, but even though she
doesn’t have any husband or kids, she’s married to her job. To be honest, apart
from having a good gab with the girls, the night out I had last night with my
sister is probably my favourite night out.
Interviewer: I see. And what about you, do you have a
special someone in your life?
Lisa: Nope and quite happy for it. (she flicks
her long, blonde hair over her shoulder, with a hand bearing perfectly
manicured fingernails) I’m enjoying myself too much to settle down and
whilst having kids and getting married might be the thing for Angela and
Debbie, it’s so not my scene. I don’t want a guy telling me what to do. Maybe
I’m just selfish, but I want to do what I want when I want.
Interviewer: Fair enough - girl power. But, you’re a
very attractive girl - you must get loads of interest?
Lisa: (she laughs) Oh don’t get me wrong, I do. In fact I
definitely have more than my fair share and I know I’ve broken a few hearts,
but I’m not looking for Mr Right. I’m looking for Mr Right Now. The best bit in
a relationship is right at the beginning, isn’t it? So I like to relive those
best bits over and over, just with different people. You can’t really have a
first kiss twice, can you? And yes, with regards to sex, I like to let them
stay around until we both know each other’s bodies well, if you know what I
mean. But the minute they start making too many demands on my time, or get at
all clingy or want me to meet their friends or family, I usually break it off.
I’m not looking for an engagement ring - I want to enjoy myself.
Interviewer: So, have you ever been interested in anyone
who hasn’t been interested in you?
Lisa: (without any hesitation) No. Guys
are always interested in me and if there are girls who are equally as
attractive as me on the scene, I get around that, because I can talk to guys
easily, and I don’t do the whole simpering thing - quite frankly that makes me
want to puke. I don’t do the pathetic girly thing either. I prefer to go for the
all-out sex siren approach! It hasn’t failed me yet. Oh, nope, I’m wrong there.
I forgot about those guys in Barcelona , but how was I to know they were gay?
Interviewer: So how important do you think looks are?
Lisa: Well as a beautician, I think they’re very
important, although not the be all and end all. That goes for men and
women. Take Gill for example, she is naturally beautiful, yet she hides
herself away mostly in those dark suits she wears for work. She needs a bit of
colour, a bit of makeup (apart from her usual foundation and a touch of mascara
when she can be bothered) and a bit of zing! She works far too hard, so she needs
somehow to give her tired skin a lift. She also needs to make more of an effort
with her hair. When she meets guys, she tries to interest them intellectually,
but let’s face it, that’s not what they’re interested in. They don’t want to
think you’re cleverer than they are.
Interviewer: You’re very frank. You’ve told Gill this
straight to her face?
Lisa: Oh yeah, dozens of times. My friends know
me well. I tell things as they are - take it or leave it. OK, maybe I’m
not the most tactful, but they know I have their best interests at heart.
Interviewer: And you don’t think guys are interested in
how intelligent a woman is?
Lisa: Seriously? No. At least not initially. OK,
they want to ensure she’s not a total airhead, but let’s face it, for men and
women, you know in the first ten seconds if it’s going anywhere sexually (Lisa
coughs) I mean, romantically. If you’re not attracted to each other,
what’s the point? If you can’t see yourself getting naked with the guy at any
point in the future and if you’re not looking at his lips and thinking ‘I want
to snog the face off him, right now’, why bother? You’d be better off faking an
emergency and legging it.
Interviewer: An interesting take on dating. So, you’ve
seen photos of some of Gill’s dates, is there anyone you like and if he wasn’t
one of Gill’s dates you’d happily, dare I say, pounce on?
Lisa: Well, a few of them are good-looking. But
the one who stands out for me is Charlie. He has lovely broad shoulders and a
sexy, cheeky, smile. Couldn’t tell from the photo, but I just bet he had a cute
bum, too. I can just tell - he was so fit-looking.
Interviewer: And last question, do you think Gill has
found her Mr Right already?
Lisa: Hah! That would be telling. Let’s just
say she wasn’t particularly interested in the Spaniards.
Interviewer: Well thanks Lisa for such a candid
interview. I hope Gill finds her Happy Ever After.
Lisa: No problem. Well, if she
doesn’t, at least she’s going to have a right good time trying.
AUTHOR BIO
Susan Buchanan lives in Central Scotland with her
partner, Tony. The Dating Game is her
second novel, released 2nd Nov 2012 . Sign of the Times, her first novel, was
published in Mar 2012. She will shortly start work on her third novel, due for
release Spring 2013.
Here exclusively is Susan Buchanan talking about The Dating Game:
The idea for The Dating Game
came from a friend who had joined a dating agency for professional people in Glasgow . Although none
of the escapades or experiences Gill has in The
Dating Game are those my friend had, the seed was sown! How does a busy,
career-oriented woman in her late thirties, find a guy, and not only a guy, but
the right guy? I wanted the relationships she had had and the dates she would
have, to be as realistic as possible. As I love travelling, I always
incorporate at least one foreign country into my books. You’ll have to read The Dating Game to find out where it is!
When I read, I love to read books about foreign
parts that I have visited - it immerses me more in the story. I wanted to do
the same in my own novels. I love reading, always have - romantic fiction,
crime, contemporary drama, pretty much everything.
BOOK BLURB
Workaholic
recruitment consultant, Gill McFadden, is sick of her friends trying to
match-make for her. Up until now her love life has been a disaster and
she’s going through a drier spell than the Sahara desert.
She realises she
has to act, as work keeps piling up and at this rate she will have retired
before she has time for a relationship.
Seeing an ad on a
bus one day, she decides to visit Happy Ever After dating agency. She
quickly discovers men are like buses. They all come along at once. Unsure what
her type is, Gill decides to keep her options open. Soon she has problems
juggling her social life as well as her work diary. Will she ever strike the
right balance?
Before long she
is experiencing laughs, lust and… could it be love? But like everything
in Gill’s life, nothing is straightforward and she ends up wondering exactly
who she can trust.
PURCHASE
THE DATING GAME
WHERE
YOU CAN FIND SUSAN BUCHANAN
Great interview. I love these character chats. They're so much more honest than I would ever be if I was ever interviewed. :)
ReplyDeleteFun interview! I wish I had the confidence of Lisa :)
ReplyDeleteI agree, Laura, none of us would ever be quite THAT honest and yes, Meredith, I think we all wish we had Lisa's confidence!
ReplyDeleteOh Lisa... You crazy gal! I loved the interview, Susan, and congratulations! XOXO
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